Twelve o'clock

Name given to girls with 10/10 asses but you never see their face. Commonly used when you and your buddy are walking behind a fine ass and you casually call out 12:00 to signal your bud.

Matt: Hey Zach, 12:00
Zach: fucking hell twelve o'clock is ahead of us again
Matt: I want to see what she looks like
Zach: That would ruin the magic of a twelve o'clock

by Tyco_ February 28, 2017

boat o'clock

time for boat stuff

Its boat o'clock; i'm so glad were on this schooner!

by Banana Pooer times a thousand January 19, 2004

booty o'clock

Often referred to closing time, it's the period of time right after a bar closes where desperate people hang around outside to pick up on remainders.

And to think, I met your father at booty o'clock!

by Monty S March 5, 2008

random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.

You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"

by little-miss can't do wrong September 29, 2010

4 o'clocker

A handicap person. Represented by the wheelchair symbol where the head is the minute hand and the legs are the hour hand. 4 o'clock.

I'm going 10 mph under the limit cause I'm followin' a 4 o'clocker.

by kantmakm May 19, 2004

Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.

Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.

by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011

Bacon o'clock

The technical definition for the time in a morning that a bacon butty is required. Usually after a night on the lash and a good lie in, and often accompanied by a brew.

You: "Urrrrgggggghhhhh, what time is it?"
Your lass: "2 in the afternoon."
You: "Damn, I've overslept, it's nearly Bacon o'clock!"

by wearetheloop April 6, 2008