Nut Hand

The hand that you use for masturbating.

Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.

by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014

phat nut

When you bust a nut that is larger and whiter than normal, typically because of a very attractive female.

Dude, she was thicc as hell and made me bust a phat nut.

by Fatasianboi March 6, 2018

Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

fatal nut

A load of semen capable of choking, asphyxiating, and ultimately killing, when shot into someone's mouth. First confirmed case involved one Two Short and a Ms. Betty, R.I.P.

Why did you tell her to her stop?" "Because I hadn't gotten laid in forever. I was afraid I might shoot a fatal nut, ya know what I'm sayin'?" "Word.

by J Roberre November 21, 2010

nut time

The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.

Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!

by fruit.juice May 16, 2015

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Post-nut powwow

After rawdogging a chick and blowing your load in her vagina, remain inside the female and engage in non-sexual related conversation.

Mike brought up Jane's obsession with Rick and Morty after cumming inside her resulting in a post-nut powwow.

by Rowdorr July 30, 2016