Town Car

Lincoln's large luxury vehicle. Very common in the personal transport industry for it profound interior size/comfort. Shares the same platform as the Ford Crown Victoria and the Mercury Grand Marquee
The Lincoln Town Car is Lincoln's staple of luxury.
by SVT Town Car November 10, 2008
mugGet the Town Carmug.

Car guy

Breaks parts not hearts
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.
(car goes flying by)
Guy 1: "Hey, car guy going to another meet."
Guy 2: "I've been one of those meets, car guys everywhere."
by car_loving_guy January 20, 2021
mugGet the Car guymug.

half-car

The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.

Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
mugGet the half-carmug.

Car brain

Derogatory term for vehicle drivers, whose cognitive functions have been impaired by the act of driving.

Long term dependency on their car has caused their brain to atrophy to such an extent that they barely recognize pedestrians as human. The car brain will speed in parking lots where they share right-of-way with pedestrians, will block the entirety of a crosswalk while waiting for the green light, overtake bikes without giving enough room, splash pedestrians with water by hitting puddles at full speed, et cetera
Look at that, some car brain parked in the bike lane. Sure would be a shame if someone keyed them.
by Chad Pedestrian August 29, 2021
mugGet the Car brainmug.

Nigger Car

Leroy got hiz bicycle stolen, so heez ridin the nigger car in Detroit
by Charley Mais August 25, 2009
mugGet the Nigger Carmug.

Foreign Car

A car which does not originate from the country you are in.
Usually, a luxury car.
Hey! Check out tyrone in his foreign car

In a German whip in a foreign car
by Binman500 December 24, 2018
mugGet the Foreign Carmug.

car mitzvah

Slang for a COVID-compliant bar mitzvah ceremony held in a temple parking lot, with all participants safely socially distanced inside of their own cars.
I had a seriously awesome car mitzvah that will leave memories lasting a lifetime!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 29, 2020
mugGet the car mitzvahmug.

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