One day, Chuck Norris got slightly aroused and unloaded a nine-roper, nine-months later the Octomom gave birth and remembered to wipe off her face.
by Marriam Webster (blew me) March 6, 2010
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by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019
Get the Tyler “Ninja” Blevins mug.A popular fight between two entirely different groups. Based on two different internet subcultures, Pirates and Ninjas, as two very different stereotypes battling out to death. May sometimes have robots, cowbows, or ghosts added to it. The phrase is also used as Ninjas vs Pirates.
One Piece Nerd: Pirates would totally win in a battle between Pirates vs Ninjas!
Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
Naruto Nerd: No! Ninjas always win!
by SuperCowManTypePerson October 2, 2006
Get the pirates vs ninjas mug.when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.
(a guy thing... i hope)
(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
by Pete Lee September 10, 2006
Get the Ninja Piss mug.From Japanese, a "useless human" or no good person, who is usually a NEET, and is without value to society. They are well despised and pitied.
by Phunnnn February 15, 2015
Get the dame ningen mug.A very powerful, fast, and normally deadly attacking move usually sought out by ninjas in the need of harm to their foe.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
To properly perform a ninja kick you must:
1. Step forward with your recessive leg.
2. Lift your dominant leg by the knee.
3. Bring your leg at an angle with power into your target.
4. Say, "Hiya! I'm a ninja!"
You can perform a fake ninja punch and follow up with a ninja kick, but never fake ninja kick and follow up with a ninja punch. Not only is your leg longer than your arm, and you will most likely miss, but punches are weaker than kicks, so your target will experience pain less than what they expected, and that is not the ninja way.
by LWxxDark Wolf July 21, 2009
Get the Ninja Kick mug.A 'ninjaflip' is a verb dictating the action of an arguably epic form of self defence.
Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
Subject A is confronted by Subject B who intends to shake hands. Subject A grabs the wrist of Subject B and flips him/her over his head in an 180 degree motion, flipping and dropping them midair. This results in pain, and frequently laughter from an audience.
"Dude! Did you see Amy? The headmaster just tried to shake her hand and she totally ninjaflipped him!"
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."
"Amy's pro."
"Agreed."
by Raggamuffin2k9 December 25, 2009
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