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Newton cradle

The act of smacking a girls large boobs so that they sway from side to side . I.e in physics the Newton cradle. Best performed with the question, "do you knw what a Newtons cradle is?" Lol
Dude, this chick had the hugest tits ever!
-well...did you Newton cradle her??
by mr nova October 23, 2009
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Fig newton

When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
by Kslatty February 7, 2023
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Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
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Charlin Newton

A young loyal man,low-key freak,crazy when it about his girlfriend and favorite letter E
by Brentino January 14, 2019
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Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023
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Nasty Newton

When you're fucking a girl in doggy style and you calculate the magnitude of the force that you're fucking her with, using the mass of your body, and the acceleration that you're thrusting her with. (F = m*a)
My girl and I were failing physics. So we decided to implement the Nasty Newton to the bedroom
by mongolhaaland March 20, 2023
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Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together
Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls
by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017
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