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Northern Nasal Spray 

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
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Peruvian Nasal Fuel 

You can say no! You don't have to get high, it's cool! But I got flake, blues, mdma and peruvian nasal fuel!
Peruvian Nasal Fuel by SJCWoor February 11, 2010

Post nasal drip 

Something that I suffer with all the time every day of my life, and it friggin sucks. Basically your nose sinuses are so stuffed to the point that the snot "drips" down to your throat, and it makes you gag. Not really a big deal if it happens infrequently, but chronic post nasal drip is literally hell.
Me: Hey guys how's it g— *gags loudly on snot*
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.

accidental nasal puncture 

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

work related nasal challenge 

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."
Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.

Bolivian Nasal Dust

I can't remeber where I left my wallet because my brain is so fried from doing too much Bolivian Nasal Dust

filthy nasal 

a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.
bob gave sam a filthy nasal. then she smelled shit all day.
filthy nasal by tyler mudge December 28, 2007