noob

new player

"when did you make your account?"
"today"
"that makes you a noob."

by papperboy3498 October 21, 2018

noob

noob

noob

by JuanThePussySlayer57 April 2, 2021

Noob

Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!

Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.

by Jennamazing September 18, 2016

..NoOb..

A hot and sexy bmgo player

..NoOb.. hot asf

by ..NoOb.. April 22, 2021

Noob

"NOOB" is an acronym for "New On Online Battle.net". Battle.net is Blizzards game launcher.

"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.

fucking noob
n00b
go play minecraft ya little noob

by YaYPIXXO December 12, 2018

Noob

a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.

You suck, what a noob.

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Noob

(noun)
1. A newbie
2. An idiot

PukerUp- (gibberish)
Maddox- Shut up, Noob

by Maddox121 September 5, 2016