The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.
by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011
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by TBL November 7, 2006
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A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.
A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.
by AniYochanan April 11, 2008
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while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
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