Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

mumparra

a funny way of saying idiot

look what you've done you stupid mumparra

by trevor September 28, 2004

Mummy Knows

A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.

I told you mummy knows!!!!

by Emily R G August 19, 2008

Muppyfuck

the act of having sex with a muppet or hand puppet.

Bob -"hey what did u do last night"

Joe -"went to a party, i muppyfucked kermit so hard"

Bob - "nice""

by titysprinkles123123 October 8, 2010

mummy tummy

The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.

1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?

Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?

James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy

2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"

by The Groove DJ March 14, 2011

Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.

When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".

by Julia Dream May 25, 2011