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A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.
I told you mummy knows!!!!
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Joe -"went to a party, i muppyfucked kermit so hard"
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Joe -"went to a party, i muppyfucked kermit so hard"
Bob - "nice""
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1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?
James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy
2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"
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Get the mummy tummy mug.To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
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Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
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