frosty moustache

When a gay man releases his specimen on his partner's moustache, giving it a fantastic frosty coating.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Bruce last night?
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!

by HippityHoff March 10, 2016

Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

glitter moustache

When you snort cocaine but more of it ends up in your moustache than in your nose.

Gary, check yourself before we head back to the dance floor. You've got a glitter moustache situation going on.

by alviere January 5, 2017

persian moustache

A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017

British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019