mooth

Scots for mouth

shut yer big fat mooth!

by david December 22, 2003

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

mootchie

the thick milky white cheesy mucus discharge that accumulates due to poor hygiene in the female genitalia

I was bangin my chick and I got some mootchie residue on my shaft

by TB and PC August 9, 2009

moot

A reference to a female's pussy. Often used in Australian slang.

"Show us ya moot"
"Ah ya moot"
"Chuck us a geez at ya moot"

by CCCBoys August 18, 2019

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.

by Ruben June 7, 2003

moothead

Someone with a head that resembles a female's vagina. The people with these sorts of heads are dopey mofos who do not know what hit if mike tyson punch them in the nose. The majority of mootheads are teachers as their heads are fucked due to a head with a hole in it that is used for the implementation of a nob. It also contains pubic hair and sometimes their faces start to bleed so they shove a paper rocket to stop it from bleeding.

gregory: Mr T...you are a moothead!
Mr T: Urghhh..:S

by ronald mcdonaldo August 11, 2006

moot maarr

Interval excitation where a person excites genitals for 10 secs and eases themselves for 5 seconds and repeats.

Dario loves moot maarr instead of doing cardio. He attacks his lund.

by The Benchot January 6, 2008