When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.
Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...
by M. P. Troyka August 3, 2007
Get the Montreal Handshake mug.A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.
Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!
by D-Cent January 7, 2011
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A personified Minstrel, so called for its distinctly human-esque features and possible Elephant Man qualities. Deformity at its best.
"Liz and Linz were eating Minstrels in 2002, when Linz pulled one out of the bag declaring, 'Shit, this looks like a man. Lets call it a Manstrel.' "
by LiznLinz June 11, 2008
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"Hand over the salt and pepper"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
by gimme the money December 8, 2015
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by mistreezzle February 29, 2016
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Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014
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by Diamond1314 June 6, 2018
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