Mormony

Lame, weak, unfun. Prudish, straitlaced. No fun allowed in the name of the Mormon Lord. A person (especially a hot girl) who refuses to show any skin. A roommate who gripes if you play an r-rated movie. A grandmother who gripes about your bride's spaghetti-strapped wedding dress. The list goes on...

See christiany

She was being mormony wouldn't come because she got off work at 11 on Saturday and didn't want to make Jesus mad by partying on his day.

by Freakin' a August 1, 2010

Mormon Joint

The act of rolling a joint with a page from the back of The Book of Mormon. Usually consists of a large amount of weed.

Bob: Whoa, I got so high last night. I didn't have any rolling paper so I rolled a fatty Mormon joint. I got so high, I thought I was dying. I think the God of Mormon was punishing me.

Ted: The "God of Mormon"?

Bob: Yeah, you know. Joseph Smith.

Ted: You're an idiot.

by idiotkid May 30, 2009

mormon first base

Engaging in hand to hand contact. In other words, holding hands.

I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormontastic

1. The state of being fantastically Mormon.

Gina always pays extra tithe! She's Mormontastic!

by MoInThe415 July 13, 2005

Mormon Butt Sex

The act of having anal sex while maintaining vaginal virginity. The term arose from the tradition of Mormon girls convincing themselves that "anal sex" does not count as "sex," and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage.

I'm a virgin, but I don't have Mormon butt sex.

by Pharrahhh April 9, 2010

mormon girls

Mormon girls are the most beautiful girls there are l. They got super kicken booties and absolutly bootylicous knockers. man those things are stunning. Then they got the most beautiful eyes. To sum things up they have the most rockin bodies and most gorgeous faces ever so if you find one then u better hold on because they make the best companions ever.

Dang thoese mormon girls are so gosh dang hot

by Yaboikentuckythumb December 2, 2013

mononucleosis

disease that can be passed on. also called the kissing disease. basicaly, kiss someone with this and you're so f*ckin screwed.

dude1:you kissed her?!
BF: so what?
dude3:she has that mononucleosis thingy
dude2:you are so screwed.
BF:crap.

by Diamond Ice May 25, 2006