moche

French for ugly or unattractive.

Je deteste cette jupe moche! (I hate that ugly skirt!)

by None of your business January 4, 2005

stoke moocher

A stoke moocher is that person who whenever they see your pictures of fun stuff you did, or you tell them a story about it, or they run into you afterward, instead of asking you how it was, the only topic of conversation is.. “what?! why didn’t you call me?!”. Now, if it was someone who is already adventurous or outgoing, that would be one thing. But this is the person who is looking for you to motivate them to get out and do fun stuff you do.

"I went skiing last weekend and it was great"
"Why didn’t you take me!? I haven’t skied in 15 years, I want to go!"
"Dude, don't be a stoke moocher.."

by Kenz0r April 30, 2010

Manchester City

The football club in Manchester that West Ham fans support.

There's this great club called Manchester City. They're buzzin.

by jay66uk July 21, 2006

Monchies

Episodios en los que los consumidores de marihuana ingieren grandes cantidades de alimentos dulces.

No lo interrumpas. Él está en sus monchies ahora...

by FK1907 June 13, 2015

manches

A colloquial term on the internet meaning "mansex" or homosexual male sexual relations. It comes from the term "mansechs", which was (is) a popular way of spelling "mansex" on many internet forums and that bastion of the linguistically adept, IRC.

Him? Oh, he doesn't like women anymore. He has given in to the dark force that is teh manches.

by Generic Pseudonym May 1, 2005

Manchester

A northern, working class industrial and cultural city with a wide variety of people. One of the key cities in the industrial revolution, and the backbone of the country. Despite being smaller than a lot of other cities, an inordiately large amount of industry and talent and culture comes out of manchester, most definitely the capital of the north.

Canberra is the capital of Au, but smaller than Sydney. Go figure.

There is often a debate as to what is the 2nd city in the uk - Birmingham or london. Behind Manchester, of course.

by northern and proud March 27, 2009

Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011