moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD July 22, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 30, 2017

Moan echoer

A megaphone which helps project and echo your voice, specifically and works extremely well for moaning.

Hon yea into the moan echoer and it projects your voice to the entire worl! Only for $69.420

by Low tier bullshit May 05, 2021

moans intensely

big cok

big dik *moans intensely

by urmomurdad January 20, 2022

Donkey moan

The sound a donkey makes.

“What the hell is that?” “Oh. That’s just my donkey moaning.”

by DrDonkey August 13, 2021

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 01, 2016

Mother Moan

A moan that comes from a mother.

"After a hard day at work, my wife let out a big mother moan. I then crawled to her on all fours."

by WallyDefines January 10, 2023