Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

Snapchat mirror

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022

Mirror Neuron

a type of brain cells that are activated both when an individual performs an action and when they observe another individual performing the same action.

you see someone smile, your mirror neurons activate, allowing you to experience the feeling of happiness or joy that the other person is experiencing. Similarly, when you watch a skilled athlete perform a complex movement, your mirror neurons activate, enabling you to understand how the movement is performed and potentially allowing you to learn the movement yourself through imitation.

by bbniyo March 9, 2023

Mirror Phobic

A person who makes absolutely zilch effort on their looks. With a bit of effort anyone can look hugely better but these people are completely disinterested.

Look ate Catweazel over there, is he completely Mirror Phobic?

by Seymour Van Dors May 14, 2012

mirror people

a person with no life in their moms basement with a full body tracker and sits in front of a mirror all day in vrchat

´´hey wanna go to the black cat in vrchat no there are to many mirror people

by badbunnyisnothot October 20, 2022

Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.

Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....

by themainbwana July 30, 2009