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by Takeout artist October 17, 2008
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Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-
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Dude 2: I'm afraid you got a microwave bitch dawg.
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Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
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Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
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Dude 1: Shiiiiiiitt man, you right. I might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
Dude 2: Nigga, she like 20 years old, she can't fit back in her momma.
Dude 1: If her moms is as much of a microwave bitch as she is, then YES SHE CAN.
Dude 2: Nigga that is ill.
Dude 1: Like I said she is BAAADDD!!, but I can't stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. CONSTANTLY!!!! ABOUT NOTHING!!!!
Dude 2: ROFL!!!!!!
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