Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.

He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.

by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012

Mike

A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation

Ugh I dated a mike!

by That one girl sms January 8, 2016

Mike

Basically a human toilet.

Mike gets shit on by his ex girlfriend

by The shit magnet December 18, 2017

Miking

A tactical strategy in which a glorious ninja sacrifices himself to clear a path for his fellow ninjas by destroying a great many explosive red dots. *Origin: N+

"Thanks for miking all of those explosive mines so that we could get the key and pass through that one door" "No prob"

by Araballz January 24, 2009

miked

Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend

Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.

by GREENYCREW September 23, 2007

Mike

a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!

mike broke up wit me on my bday

wat a douch

by mikeisanass January 7, 2010

Mike

Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.

Mike is so fucking hot

He is my boyfriend

Shit

Mike worldstar

by Michael23maraccini June 6, 2019