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Lebanese Microwave

A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly

Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).

Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.

The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave

Playa: Want to bet?

Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet

Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit

Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that

Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you

Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power

Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.
I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.
by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006
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dutch microwave

When someone farts in the taxi cab while all the windows are rolled up and it fucking smells nasty.
Similar to dutch oven but instead of being under the covers your stuck in the moving cab.
"...so yeah Ben had me trapped in a dutch microwave last night and it smelled so bad that Donnie the cab driver had to roll his window down to keep from passing out."
by mojo8772 March 7, 2009
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microwave money

I need to make some microwave money to buy concert tickets, yo!
by wrenchingking December 21, 2012
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microwave

An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."

Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
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microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011
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Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'
Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011
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