marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008

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marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

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meritrocity

a case of achievement without merit

The fact that she was named department director above several more qualified candidates was a meritrocity.

by booolie October 20, 2009

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Merritt

The thiccest dick you’ve ever met, and what he lacks in size, although he is above average, he gains in toungue length. His eating out will be a night to remember for any girl. His technique is masterful. On the non sexual side he gives outstanding advice and the best hugs.

Merritt is the nicest guy, with a really pleasurable dick. What a classic Merritt

by Mer-bear the coolest fella September 14, 2018

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