Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.

Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.

by Rush, a.k.a. Rabbit August 7, 2008

Marlin

The actual best boyfriend/husband you could ever have. Preforms AMAZING in bed, has a great future ahead of him, and is bound to keep you happy and interested in the relationship forever! Anything you could ever dream of!

Marlin and I just got it on, and I feel SO GOOD!

by EpicSaskue October 29, 2019

mapling

1) a verb: to play maple story-an addictive korean invented game(as are most games) but played by players around the world.

2) "maple" can also be used as a verb: to play maple story

1) josh is mapling now.

2) i'm gonna maple and pwn mushmom.

by kintarokun January 31, 2007

black mailing

verb. To exchange information or objects to protect one self.

The politician black mailed his opponent into dropping out of the race.

by jeff tomely January 10, 2005

maplin

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

by Dom Male March 23, 2008