masturbating superhero

What Batman does between the cartoonstrips.

Mike: Dude, this cartoon has a masturbating superhero in it.
John: What? Last week, it was lesbian Sailor Moons.

by Anal Violator October 21, 2003

masterhation

when you masterbate to someone you hate.

That bitch Kim is getting on my nerves, but shes so hot. Time for some masterhation

by trilla king January 3, 2011

Masterlation

The relaying of information about your masturbation techniques.

I gave Mary a whole lot of masterlation last night. She was thrilled.

by Poop Nostrils May 11, 2010

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

Masterhate

To violently hate punch your penis while u masterbate!

Jim was so lonely after his girlfriend left him for a other guy, he started masterhate himself on every occaision.

by Matc584 August 23, 2011

masturdating

(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star

I am masturdating Gianna Michaels

by BirdFeeder October 3, 2010

masterwaiting

the act of waiting for your family or roommate to leave the house so that you can masturbate.

axel was masterwaiting all day cuz his roommate wouldn't leave. he didnt get to jerk it once.

by axel123 April 21, 2010