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Marles is the typical name for someone who has a ginger face. They don't actually have ginger hair but you call them ginger because it pisses them off. they also have a fit as fuck sister
fuck off marles
marles by kavnerd February 28, 2018

Old Marble Statue 

When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."

"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."

marblehead 

very rich, seaside town. Lots of pretty people. REALLYBORING
the OC of the east coast is marblehead
marblehead by asdf asdf November 15, 2005

marble gargler 

someone who performs fellatio. as an insult, similar to "cocksucker". another way of calling a dude gay.
"hey, dude"

"hey, what's up, marble gargler"
marble gargler by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

marblecargirl 

A sweet ass honey that loves hockey and tequila.
Check out marblecargirl, she's a sweet ass honey
marblecargirl by Jawanaman August 19, 2007

marble town 

Wazim bewailed in marble town over his poundrel
marble town by BlonkaZ October 16, 2003