Malak

the most gorgeous stunning girl you have ever seen, very kind , optimistic, useful . Can’t take , or give no for an answer . Always finds a way too make you happy when your sad with her funny personality. She has brown hair and eyes that sparkle. Can be very shy at most times and is easy too fall in love with . She has so many people that adore her and would die too be her friend . can get very upset usually and hurt , but she can get through it . When she falls in love , she never stops loving that person . if you have a Malak that loves you , your very very lucky and should be grateful. Malak can feel very below average at most times . But she is not . She loves her family more than the world .

oh my god look it’s Malak . She’s so kind

Malak is so pretty !

by spender555211111 July 7, 2019

Daron Malakian

The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...

He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.

He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out

"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron

"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron

by greg demarc February 18, 2007

epsilon delta male

has a bachelor in mathematics. knows how to prove anything just by looking. the embodiment of true complex analysis.

etymology: epsilon delta proofs are common in real analysis

man1: have you heard? Gil just got his bachelor in mathematics!
man2: oh wow, he is such an epsilon delta male!

by the-mathinator August 16, 2021

Is Pi Male or Female?

When the beautiful numerical or geometric properties of the number π lures far more men than women, who long to get intimate with mathematics’s most famous constant—when rational male figures get pretty excited, with some even experiencing occasional ahas, whenever the irrational and sexy π reveals more of her hidden properties.

The masculine and feminine subtle behaviors exhibited by the number π makes math educators and recreational mathematicians quietly ask: “Is pi male or female?”

by Fasters December 19, 2021

male manipulator music

A meme that originated on the app TikTok about a specific subgenre of music. The joke is something along the lines of "if they listen to this music, run." Examples of "male manipulator music" are Radiohead, The Smiths; The Cure, etc.

My music taste is what TikTok calls "male manipulator music."

by destroyboys July 17, 2020

Mahek

She's the best.

She's too different than others.

She's unique and lovable.

She's too kind and takes care of others.

She's is too pretty and beautiful.

My name is Mahek

by Anonymous master May 27, 2019

Beta Male

A beta male is a man who lacks masculine energy and adopts feminine characteristics, often faces problems or confrontations passive aggressively. A beta male is often taken advantage due to his "nice guy" persona.

Only a beta male apologizes to his wife after she cheats on him.

by WolfCola October 12, 2018