A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
Get the maintenance man Davemug. by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025
Get the High maintenancemug. Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.
My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?
by mememetoo March 11, 2025
Get the maintenance-sexmug. Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
Get the Turkish Maintenancemug. Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.
An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
Get the loyalty-maintenance kissingmug. by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020
Get the maintenance engineermug. A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
Get the aircraft maintenance crewmug.