maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.

Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!

by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023

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maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.

My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?

by mememetoo March 11, 2025

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sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.

Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.

by Poets Extraordinaire J and M June 29, 2019

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