maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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vessel maintenance

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
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turf maintenance

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.
Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"
by rene bootmaker June 03, 2013
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 08, 2020
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Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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