A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
by rene bootmaker June 03, 2013
What are you doing? Afrikaans pole maintenance?
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
Grant: You’re low maintenance.
Flynn: What about my social media?
Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.
Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?
Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.
Flynn: I prefer well done.
Grant: I rest my case.
by Brothaontheinside August 08, 2020
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance
This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021