moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 1, 2016

Mother Moan

A moan that comes from a mother.

"After a hard day at work, my wife let out a big mother moan. I then crawled to her on all fours."

by WallyDefines January 9, 2023

ass moan

1. the process by which one expels ones own flatulence with pleasurable effect
2. farts

ex. After I fucked my own stomach with this meal, I ass moaned.

by lalalahumans June 12, 2014

Moan Lawner

A machine that “lawns” people when they moan

Girl: maaajjaahahah
Boy: *runs over with moan lawner*
Boy: it be like that sometimes

by Kikikakabooka December 4, 2019

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

by I told you Rory June 11, 2018