millennial sandwich 

the middle seat on an airplane

On the flight over, I had to sit in a millennial sandwich.

millennial sandwich by Protius July 24, 2019

Millennial poor 

A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.

I’m not poor, I’m millennial poor

Millennial poor by Poor Millennial December 27, 2019

Millennial falcon 

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years

A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.

Millennial falcon by Bad_chad May 29, 2018

Millennial Anti-Theft Device 

A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.

This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.

Millennial Anti-Theft Device by ResponsibleDrinker31 January 23, 2023

millennial propaganda 

usually occurs in TV shows, when millennials over-exaggerate the way younger generations behave.

character in tv show : i’ve heard the puppet is an anti vaxxer, let’s cancel them.
person watching said tv show: wow that is millennial propaganda, no one actually behaves like this.

millennial propaganda by heyyadora June 17, 2021

millennial silence

A point in a conversation where the talking fades and everyone goes on their phones for a period of time until someone finds something to talk about again

During lunch at school one can expect there to be at least 2-3 millennial silences each time

millennial silence by Assclown:: June 23, 2017

Millennial Pussy 

A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.

Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”

Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”

Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”

Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”

Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”

Friend 2 - “Yup!”

Millennial Pussy by Bandito loves Jaymes December 15, 2018