Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020

lumbered

slanted , fallen

silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom

by vhye March 23, 2022

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.

by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025

Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries

Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.

by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024