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Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.
We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix
by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020
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lumbered

silas, kemp has lumbered on my mom
by vhye March 23, 2022
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Lumber jack

Its a dealer
-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?
by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022
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Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
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Chipper and Sons Lumber Co.

the best fucking game ever
fnaf be damned yall should really play this
Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.
by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025
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Lumbered

A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries
Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.
by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023
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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
by bigboybobo June 24, 2024
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