lumber

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.

She never took lumbers

by Ned Wood July 20, 2023

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Lumber jack

A girl that's just after wood!

That girl at the club was a total lumber jack she goes home with an new guy every night.

by Teacher Ted September 15, 2014

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Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

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Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

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Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

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lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

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