Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

lumber

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.

She never took lumbers

by Ned Wood July 20, 2023

Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020

lumber tycoon 2

Cool Roblox game by defaultio where you cause deforestation and make bands of money doing so

Yo, have you played Lumber Tycoon 2?
I can’t breathe all the trees are gone!

by runningblueowl March 16, 2024

Lumber

A large amount of marijuana with a lot of stems.

Like ounces of shake.

"Dude, did you see this shit she sold me? It's all lumber!"

by lol@dat March 20, 2021

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021