Lex White

A little cunt who keeps all secrets away from his girl bestfriend when she asks him about her crush

Girl bestfriend: hey did he say anything?
Lex White: No sorry I’m a cunt

by cumbyte November 2, 2020

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The lex

Referring to any form of escitalopram oxalate medication including but not limited to: LEXapro, CipraLEX, etc.

friend: “have you considered taking any antidepressants?”
me: “dude I’ve BEEN on the lex”

by smoothedegg September 25, 2023

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A Roman law issued in 69AD regulating inheritance of property after a woman’s death. The law allowed women to leave property in their wills to close friends and roommates. Famous Roman women who used the law were friends Finguria Clitori and Ruggila Mucherius who lived together for 40 years while seving as priestesses of Artemis.

Marcus: "Salve Gaius, did you hear that Bona Sucunda just inherited a fortune?"

Gaius: "Indeed, her roomate left it to her under the Lex Sesbia. What great friends they must have been!"

by ComradeTim February 26, 2025

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