leemer

US military slang: A shot of cold urine to the heart.

"Those tailpipes in our windscreen," Flap said, sighing. "Man, that was a leemer".

by bthylafh November 13, 2010

leeanus

a female or male recieving great pleasure in recieving it in the rectum.

a girl, much like Brittney Spears, who lacks all sence of self worth.

wishing that rather than a piece of poop in their butt hole, they had a penis there.

a face that looks like a hairy ass.

Wow she has quite the leeanus.

If only Ellen Degeneres wasn't such a leeanus.

Bill Clinton and Hilary are such leeanuses that they probably should get help.

Roseanne sure does leeanus alot.

by eli steady balls December 23, 2009

A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips

When Your Lip's Are Hella Dry And Chapped

Man I Got A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips, Any One Got Some Chapstick ?

by You Know ? October 8, 2011

leiam

A GAY person who Twerk’s and gets Beat up by girls

Hi I’m leiam

by Bla3s January 15, 2018

Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

Leeming

Technical term for dismounting a horse to cause maximum damage to the jockey. Oooof!

At the riding school: 'Careful when you get off Dobin or you'll pull a Leeming'.

by Gavin Lennon October 14, 2003

Leem

Leem is the opposite of Reem The King-Of-The-Leem is also the Anti-Zeem the one destined to destroy everyone who is cool.

That guy thinks he's reem... but he's totally leem.

by kingofthezeem February 14, 2012