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lazy cunt

1. Used as a derogatory term referring to someone who is lethargic

2. Used in a sarcastic or jocular manner describing a person displaying idle tendencies
1. Hurry up and bring me that piece of wood, you fucking lazy cunt!!!

2. Mate, just stop watching the tv so we can get ready and hit the clubs, you lazy cunt
by tonymoverseas December 30, 2006
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Lazy Link

A hyperlink to a website typed in by an instant messenger chat member while chatting because he/she is too lazy to actually open up a browser, type in the url, and click enter.

This phrase was first coined by Acid Burnz because too many of his msn contacts asked him why he typed random url's into the chat menu. He replied with a succinct: <<It's a LL>>. But noone ever understood. So he had to give it's true definition and hope that all chatters will oneday follow suit
Evan: hey Karan, check out what's on urbandictionary

Karan: orly?
Karan: www.urbandictionary.com

Evan: WTF? Dude, i already know teh url, duh...

Karan: man, haven't you heard? it's a lazy link

Evan: uh, what's that

Karan: never mind, i'll make an entry on urbandictionary

Evan: sweet!
by Acid Burnz February 25, 2006
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Lazy Taco

When one of a womens labia lips hang down lower than the other.
That Bitch gots herself a "lazy Taco"!
by abcbffs4life December 19, 2009
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pussy-lazy

When a male is newly single and there are opportunities to get laid, but the guy does not pursue them because of the complications that would arise.
Guy 1: "Why didn't you hit that, she would have totally been down?!"
Guy 2: "Naw, I have been pussy-lazy as of late."
by finmajor90 August 23, 2011
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lazy lube

When a guy is too lazy to grab for the Jergens. He subsequently spits into his palm and uses his own natural juices to pleasure his member.
After a long day of golf Jimmy was too exhausted to apply lotion to cream his dill, so he went au natural and performed a lazy lube.
by Santaginas May 6, 2009
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Chirp of laziness

The background sound usually heard in Tik Tok videos of section 8 housing dwellers that neglect to replace the battery in the smoke detector.
Tyrone wasn't expecting the "chirp of laziness" to overpower his vocals in his latest gangsta rap video.
by Linusdoodle33 June 12, 2023
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lazy wingman

It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013
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