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Daniel Larson, often referred to as 'Mr. President', is a celebrity who works multiple jobs in the entertainment field while also updating his fans on tiktok with his current life situations. He is also currently dating Grace Vanderwaal (someone who is also working in the entertainment field).

His current jobs: Singer-songwriter, actor, and fashion model.

(some of) His phrases: currently, stay tuned, ceel, *anything mentioning his multiple cashapp accounts*, *anything about grace vanderwaal*, and many more including "his" brand called STD soaps.

Daniel also tends to have different eras. One of the most recent ones is "the institution/mental hospital" era in which Larson had told his fans that he was going to the hospital to see his mentor, but a day or so later, he was admitted into what we can only assume is a psychiatric hospital. He was placed on a hold/lockdown which many of his fans assume was a 5150.

He often complains about his care providers and how they usually only feed him (kraft?) macaroni and cheese.

Stay tuned, folks.
Person 1: Did you see daniel larson's new video?
Person 2: Yeah, we should probably donate to his cash app sometime soon.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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Lawton Friedland

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Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
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Lawsowned

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During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
by Galois September 14, 2011
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Gary Larson

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Cartoonist for Far Side and total frickin' genius. Has an obsession with nature in general and cows in particular.
Gary Larson is a total frickin' genius.
by ElfLad April 23, 2005
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My friend: Dude, I can't believe that happened!

Me: Yep, he was called The 'Ol Kyle Larson Special.
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Lawsowned

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The act of being brutally and apathetically destroyed in 3 seconds or less by a rogue in World of Warcraft. This expression is well known amongst horde players on the Gorgonnash realm who have all, at one point or another, been helplessly obliterated by the alliance rogue Lawson.
Level 60 Cloth wearer, probably a warlock: Dude some rogue just WTFPWNED me in the orgimmar bank!

Cool, well-informed Horde player: Yeah dude you just got Lawsowned.
by eatabeef October 10, 2005
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