Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

Lacoste

Lacoste is a world renowned French luxury clothing line. They're famous for the very light and brightly colored Pique-Polo as well as sweaters and shoes. Lacoste is praised for its modern and trendy approach to the classic "prep style". Unfortunately, since it is a famous brand, all sorts of celebrities (mostly hip-hop stars which are ignorant) flaunt their money by buying clothing manufactured by Lacoste and sporting it in their videos. Not only does this insult the company that such ignorant, dirty and disgusting people who happen to have connections to a recording gig, but it insults the people who wear the brand with respect to their true style. Lacoste is usually associated with Ralph Laurens more classy and refined styles thus, these two brands go hand in hand to form the perfect preppy wardrobe. Abercrombie And Fitch just can not compete - it is far too fake and obnoxious.

Man: UGH! i hate how i see kanye west sing about 1000 women and crystal while he wears the layered Lacoste polos. He is mos-def not a prep

Other Man: i completely agree with you - these people have no respect for the brand. what low-lives

by Matthew Pierre November 14, 2006

lapsy pa

a cork slang word for a retard/stupid looking person

do i look good ?
sure , if your comparing yourself to a lapsy pa !!

by paulcozz January 23, 2007

jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger

Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard

by TheRealBree October 8, 2013

Lapo

Lapo’s are the most handsome guys you will ever meet.usually clever,sporty kind and funny they are known to be very handsome. They are mostly tall and blonde

Girl 1:who is that?!?
Gil2: who? Oh handsome over there that’s Lapo

by Lapo’s February 13, 2019

Lamos

a person boring and distasteful in the affairs of love and the spirit, an uncool person. antonym: llama (as llamas are cool)

"I hope I don't run into many lamos today"

''What a bunch of Lamos!''

by cristinamackaay January 25, 2012

LaCoste Intolerant

Someone who hates preppies.

You wanna go down to this bar in Irvine?

No thanks, Im LaCoste Intolerant, and just being in the presence of preppies makes me get farty and bloated.

by BJ Bruce August 7, 2007