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Start with a strong base of administrative staff that never get along with their teachers. Stir together some lacrosse douches, gay ass Mexican kids, pussy black kids from the magnet program, and just a sprinkle of try hard Asians. Add in a restrictive dress code, shitty sports team, a few games of soggy biscuit, and a fuck load of mediocre racist jokes. Now deep fry that shit into some Raising Canes. This dish is best served cold like the cafeteria food with a side of bull shit and seasoned with Lamar High School applications. Voila!
Arabic Refugee: I lost everything, my house, my wife, my kids, my left leg…
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
Lanier Student: I go to Lanier Middle School.
Arabic Refugee: Oh my Allah that’s terrible!
Lanier Student: Shut the fuck up you brown ass bomber!
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Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
Lances can get very angry easily and might seem like they are naughty but they are not that's just their personality.
If a Lance torments you it's usually as a joke and if he doesn't and you are his friend you need to earn his trust because he may feel like you might go and snitch even your his "fight".
Lances are fantastic at sports especially Basketball,Tennis and Boxing.
Lances have a strong punch and if they look young and weak, you don't want to test them as they might have a strong hook to your face.
by Ty.Smith April 1, 2017
Get the Lance mug.A weapon in Gears of War that shoots up to 60 bullets in one magazine and when you melee with it, a chainsaw is activated. However, to get the chainsaw to work, you must have the B button down for longer than 1 second. The lancer is a strategic weapon and sometimes counters a shotgun. If you camp with the lancer and use chainsaw when people come by, i'm sure you'd get a decent ammount of kills with it.
Mike: Yo, I'm gonna camp with the lancer.
Scott: No dude, we need you at Boomshot!
Mike: Screw you
*Mike kills all 4 COGs with the chainsaw
Scott: Whatever
Scott: No dude, we need you at Boomshot!
Mike: Screw you
*Mike kills all 4 COGs with the chainsaw
Scott: Whatever
by Adam Grieshober January 2, 2007
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