"I have more strength in my left arm than Lawson has in his entire body."
"Lawson fainted today trying to pick up a test tube"
"Lawson fainted today trying to pick up a test tube"
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Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.
Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.
Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.
Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.
The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:
A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
"I got some good Lason last night."
"Lason is a privilege, not a right."
"Pulling a Lason"
Negative example-
"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
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by Paul Brown May 1, 2006
Get the lawsonotch mug.A town surrounded by nothing but trees and construction. They've been expanding College Park Road for over two years and still haven't finished.
Turn the corner onto Crowfield Boulevard and voila, you're in Goose Creek. You either went to Westview or College Park and everyone gets thrown into Stratford. Traffic before and after school makes everyone late and want to shoot themselves especially when Officer Coffey conducts traffic.
The drivers here are a joke; either they drive 10 under on College Park Road or drive 90 on I-26. Red lights and yield signs don't exist so watch out.
The only good thing about Ladson was the Vinnys Pizza but Goose Creek stole it from us and now all we have is a Marco's Pizza. We have two grocery stores (a Food Lion and a Bi-Lo) and about 300 gas stations just on College Park Road for no reason.
It's a piece of shit town filled with rich white people, trailer trash white people, and wannabe black white people. Nothing has changed about this place in many, many years except for the Burger King becoming a Sonic and the Hess becoming a Speedway.
You can't get lost here because all we have is two basic main roads (College Park Road and Ladson Road) but once you turn off of Ladson Road, you're on your own because now you're in Summerville. We're basically smushed between Summerville and Goose Creek.
Ladson is underdeveloped and seemingly over populated. Everyone lives here but works in Summerville, Charleston or Mount Pleasant.
Turn the corner onto Crowfield Boulevard and voila, you're in Goose Creek. You either went to Westview or College Park and everyone gets thrown into Stratford. Traffic before and after school makes everyone late and want to shoot themselves especially when Officer Coffey conducts traffic.
The drivers here are a joke; either they drive 10 under on College Park Road or drive 90 on I-26. Red lights and yield signs don't exist so watch out.
The only good thing about Ladson was the Vinnys Pizza but Goose Creek stole it from us and now all we have is a Marco's Pizza. We have two grocery stores (a Food Lion and a Bi-Lo) and about 300 gas stations just on College Park Road for no reason.
It's a piece of shit town filled with rich white people, trailer trash white people, and wannabe black white people. Nothing has changed about this place in many, many years except for the Burger King becoming a Sonic and the Hess becoming a Speedway.
You can't get lost here because all we have is two basic main roads (College Park Road and Ladson Road) but once you turn off of Ladson Road, you're on your own because now you're in Summerville. We're basically smushed between Summerville and Goose Creek.
Ladson is underdeveloped and seemingly over populated. Everyone lives here but works in Summerville, Charleston or Mount Pleasant.
by hellahomie August 1, 2016
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