kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

Not Keen

Literally meaning unenthusiastic and unexcited, it is generally used when you don't want to do a certain activity or action.
Use this to completely shut down a person's request. Just continue saying 'Not Keen' to all their plea's, until they get bored and stop bothering you.

OR Friend: Be my wingman at this party, old mate.
Me: No Way! Not Keen.

OR Friend: Pass me my wallet.
Me: Nup, Not Keen.

OR (Rare situation) Friend: Smoke another billy man.
Me: Not Keen.

by Diego November 25, 2003

Keenan

Keenan is no fuck boy. While he has great triceps and abs like most fuckboys, he's shy and chooses wisely when picking a mate to pin down, also is less tan becuae hes scared to take his shirt off in public. He'll actually most likely not take his shirt off on front of you unless youre the kind of girl he gets hot and bothered for. The manic pixie dream girl. He's very loyal to the extent that you wonder if somethings wrong with him. Like you can say anthing to him and he'll never leave youre side. His child like ganter is nothing short of fairie like and that brings every woman who sees him strutting down the street to their knees that will rest in a puddle. Hes probably maybe 5'7 in height but wide in girth with sexy glamour muscles that make him appear larger. Also an ass that taps. Hes a keeper and if you see one or even hear of a keenan youre blessed by the gods above that chosled this beautiful creature.

Keenan makes me wet
Thats because hes hawt.

by Cactusjacks January 24, 2020

Kleenex

The thing that's ready to bear all your boogers no matter how boogerily boogery they are.

Ahhh...Ahhh...Ahhhhh-- *grab Kleenex* pikaCHOO!

by Ihuj Irtahk December 28, 2009

keenon

Very Very Very Sexy Black Male Who's endowed

Keenon how many ho's have you screwed today

by jhonny October 6, 2003

Kleenex

Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.

Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue

“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”

“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”

by Loobert July 8, 2005

kneenis

Unbeknownst to many, the knee, like the elbow, has a wenis. This flap of skin is known as the kneenis.

I grabbed your kneenis!

by DepecheMoses July 3, 2006