I donkey kong

Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.

Can also be abbreviated as "idk".

Example one:

Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D

Example two:

Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*

by guitarlegends915 and windwaker915 July 19, 2006

kongsuck

1. A fat burrowing owl, found in Paraguay and Southern Brazil. Eats primarily rodents, but sometimes feasts on small frogs or insects.

2. Slang term for a fat Korean homosexual or man whore, often used in a negative sense.

"Dude, a kongsuck ate my pet hamster. Damn those fat owls!"

"My ex is such a kongsuck! I can't believe i didn't realize he worked at a strip club, not a bank like he told me."

by ame nalon November 2, 2009

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

Aiden Kong

A mentally unstable musician who probably does drugs and says terrible asian jokes

Aiden Kong is a dumbass.

by Some smart person July 26, 2022

Sos kogos moment

A moment where a person changes theyre whole personality just to score with a girl (mostly goth)

-hey man i am a huge fan of type o negative and bauhaus and metal is mid
-you are a metalhead and also these bands are terrible, is this because of that goth chick youve been meeting recently? thats a sos kogos moment

by Big_ass_ripper6969 August 27, 2023

Kongregate

Flash gaming websites that allows developers to gain money from advertisements and a new system called "Kredz" in which a gamer can choose to give soom kredz to the developer directly without kong interference. Some other great additions is the badge system in which points are allocated to the user based on how hard the badge criteria is (5,15, 30,60 point increments) Also a chat next to the game is shown. Every week atlast two challenges come out where you can earn cards for kongregates' multiplayer card game called Kongai.

Noob: Dude Addicting games is way better
Jdacheifs0: Does Addicting games have a chat room called ItBeARoomYo! like kongregate does?
Noob: uhhhhhh...
Jdacheifs0 Fail.

by Jdacheifs0 April 1, 2009