Knicker Jam

A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.

Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread

Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?

Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!

by Anonymity February 15, 2020

kicked for flying

The most common message seen on Minecraft anarchy servers, especially 2b2t.

Your duel with TheCampingRusher: Both at 1 HP
2b2t: Kicked for flying
You:

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

Drop-Kicked My Puppy

To Take Someone's Idea

"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."

by Two Improvising Students October 22, 2013

kicked mouse

A mouse that has been brutally kicked, or your average annoying male

Ugh it's him again he's such a kicked mouse.
Oh my god I just found a kicked mouse on the floor!

by raindrop_0822 September 22, 2018

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.

by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.

Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.

by J@ffa October 6, 2004

knickerbocker

Someone who acts and looks dorky, but is incredibly sexy.

His personality is a little bit too weird for me, but I can't get over his body... he's a complete knickerbocker!

by Enilrac February 16, 2009