Klimek

Comes from the Native American origin, which translates to "tiny penis." With an erection it is said to be 2.5 inches. It is also associated with air heads or people who seem to be completely oblivious. It is a soft spoken term used to describe idiots with stupid hair and a dumb poopyface.

That guy failed his test, he's such a klimek
Look at that little penis, you're a total klimek

by ConnorDresher September 8, 2013

Kristi Kline

One of the funniest, sweetest, and strongest people you'll ever meet. She's so beautiful, but she doesn't see it, and that's what makes her beautiful. ;) She's in love with 10 boys, and one of them will marry her one day. She'll never let you down, you can always count on her to make you laugh. Ok I'm going to stop before this sounds too lesbian.

Kristi Kline: I wish Niall would love me.
Megan: He's your husband, stupid.

by Anonymous Mouses August 20, 2013

Ethan Klien

Fucking love this guy.

Ethan Klien just posted a new video? Time to drop everything and watch!

by Sapnest September 11, 2019

Klie

In the form of a Centaur, a Klie has the torso of a human, but the legs of a chicken. Klies can be lured with cottage cheese and applesauce.

Hey, is that a man riding a chicken?
No thats just a Klie jiggin it down the street.

by Huey BWT Miller March 1, 2009

steal your knives

to have sex with a virgin, to cause a female to lose her virginity
equivalent to pop your cherry.

example:
marc: i want to pop adrienne's cherry!
henry: what, you havent stolen her knives yet??

tobyn: what a fine piece of ass madeleine is!
JT: i know, i'd steal her knives any day!

"i'm about to steal your knives."

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! January 5, 2009

Kline

Guy who doesnt teach until 15 minutes into the period, and eats cheese. And Mustard..STRAIGHT mustard.

Hi, I'm Mr. Kline a;sfewoi cja;woei mafio ajefi oacm

by Jeebus1234 May 2, 2005

klever

Leeter than leet!

Example, freeze a bee, tie a string to it and fly it.

by coolies September 27, 2003