Khizer Ahmed

A guy who always says "yo yh" to everything and spans one message across six different lines. Someone with this name is an NPC and always chats shit about other people, but in reality deep down knows that he's trying to get enjoyment out of attempting to belittle others, because he cannot do such an act to his younger brother, whom would wreck him in a fight. This guy wanks off to a fake discord girlfriend which he probably calls 'kitten', and always talks about using cream on her. Khizer has scored more goals at football than he has braincells, coming in at a vast goal count of two goals, with his one braincell telling him to repeat the same phrase over and over again. Somebody with the name "Khizer", is commonly depicted in a groupchat arranging to meet at a chicken shop, which he goes to every day, yet somehow is skinnier than a twig, and has the audacity to call other people around him weak.

How could I have been so stupid! I am such a Khizer Ahmed. Let me spam the groupchat again because I am an NPC.

by vHypnotic July 11, 2022

khiely

Usually a rude person. Self absorbed and only thinks about themselves, and significant other. Loves to party and get drunk. Makes poor decisions

Oh my goodness she was acting like such a Khiely this weekend!

by Itstherealtalk November 21, 2014

dull-knives

knives that are no longer in a sharp state...
tend to hurt those who have placed there heart in a blender.
Uses: suicidal mood,name on caller id,to tease
noun: The dull Knives sanked into my flesh as i read the text.

"I felt as if i had put my heart in a blinder with dull-knives" cried n

by squires February 22, 2009

Khizerism

Someone who thinks they can rap, but cannot.
Has another brother who has the biggest ego on rocket league, but is plat 1 div 1.
Wanks off to Annabelle using cream and sends her weird, perverty messages.

Oh my god; you are such a Khizerist, only a Khizerist would do that.

Oh no, i missed an open net and double commited; i am such a Khizerist.
Khizerism = someone who cannot rap.

by vHypnotic May 30, 2021

kaiven

some wackass with an ability to make both genders uncomfortable at any given moment, he always plays devils advocate in a way where its not funny.

girl one: i bumped into kaiven
girl two: kaiven?
both girls: eewwwww

by bubblerapboi775 February 19, 2022

long knives out

to sabotage a political candidate.

The RNC has the long knives out for Trump.

by hackworth1 June 1, 2016

titty knived

The experience of having someone make a promise and not come through on it.

"The band said they were going to show up tonight, but they never did. I got titty knived."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 28, 2007