Kim Kardashian

An ugly woman who is only noticed for her surgery. She has a disgusting, fake ass that makes her look like an oiled up inflated sex doll. Very vain, but literally has nothing to be proud of seeing as 99 percent of her body parts are plastic. Idiots actually like her lip kits and think they'll look like her if they blow into a glass.

Ew, I can't believe you find Kim Kardashian attractive. I thought you liked real woman..

by Lalareal January 27, 2018

Kim Kardashian

An expensive public prostiture whose mother runs the brothel. She has fat ass and fake husband.

Tess: Omg Kim Kardashian is a bitch
Lia: Totally right!

by ElizabethFJane June 5, 2016

Kim Kardashian

A slutty cow with thick beefy legs and nudes

“Kim Kardashian is a thick head”

by Hello people :) May 1, 2020

To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

Pull a Kardashian

When you become famous for making a sextape

Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

by DuhReelDeelDawhg April 25, 2014

Kim Kardashian

A human-deer hybrid genetically engineered to have a big butt. That stars in a reality TV show about nothing.

Mate did you hear about that escaped deer, she has been turned into a human and now she is famous. Her name is Kim Kardashian

by nintendo fan August 29, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A Woman/Doll who has enough Botox in her lips to smooth out Trump’s what one face.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big you could land a helicopter on it and still have plenty of space!

by UrbanFool101 August 20, 2018