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noel kangaroo

process of drinking yourself into a stupor then vomiting and urinating all through a pub/bar. usually of indigenous background
"look at that ylioff over there spreading his bodily fluids all over the bar, he is doing a massive noel kangaroo"
by polzy August 2, 2008
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kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.
Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
by STALEFISH April 16, 2005
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kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.
" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."
by jo mama October 3, 2004
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kangaroo

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer
by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008
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kangaroo hop

An Australian phrase used to describe the jurking motion of a manual car when the clutch & accelerator aren't coordinated properly when starting from a stopped position.
(Expanded)
Forward and backward motion felt by the driver and passenger when learner or inexperienced driver accelerates from traffic lights, giveway or stop sign without having enough rev's for the motor to allow a smooth start.
"Corr blimey, you dropped the clutch that fast the car did a kangaroo hop up the road". "Now I know how a Joey(baby kangaroo in the pouch)feels"
by Bob Winchester November 15, 2007
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Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.
Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.
by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010
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kangaroo

the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.
by urf October 25, 2003
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