Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

Phat Kronie

1. Your boy that is fat as phuck
2. Any of your homies that is down to chill when others aren't

ex. Jeff: Yo lets go get fucked up tonight
Davey: Whateva you say phat kronie

by DaveyF January 26, 2013

KaMickey Kross

KaMickey Kross path to a Mickey Mouse NXT title 🤡
beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut

cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo

omg see this jobber KaMickey Kross

by Eva🧜‍♀️ August 24, 2021

Krom

Mythical god of Conan the barbarian. Also used as a verb. Similar to damn or damn-it.

Oh Krom that hurts!
Ahh Krom-it to hell!

by Taco January 18, 2005

Chode Kroeger

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

Kronos

Greek Titan of the universe. Son of Oranos, Father of Zeus. A prophecy wads foretold that Oranos would be defeated by his son (Kronos), who would be in turn defeated by his son (Zeus). Scared the prophecy might be true, Kronos swallowed every child alive who he and Gaia (his wife) gave birth too. Gaia, after having Zeus, feared for him and hid him on Earth. Eventually, Zeus and Gaia tricked Kronos into puking out their children (Poseidon, Hera, Hades,etc.) and Zeus declared war on Kronos. Kronos then gathered all the titans for battle. Zeus, however, called the gods and the thousand handed ones to his aid. The thousand handed ones then threw rocks and killed the titans. The survivos (including Kronos) and all of Kronos's minions were put in the hellish prison Tartarus where they would spend the rest of their days.

If you play the game "Age of Mythology, the Titans Ex." you can find stories of Kronos, or simply go to your public library.

by All seeing December 9, 2004

kromia

A neko that love stabing people with a sword

Person 1: Is that kromia over there?
Person 2: yeah that kromia, run before it's too late.
Person 1: what do you mean? (Stab)
Person 2: why kromia?
Kromia: nya

by aLEGOrobot June 27, 2020