Juul

One of the most caring people in the world. Even though they might not always have everything go how they want it to go, they still deserve everything. I love them more than anything else in the world but i don't think they'll ever truly realize that. (Platonic)
Friend: "Didn't you hang out with Juul the other day?"
Me: "Yeah i really enjoy spending time with them."
by U probably know me January 9, 2022
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Tobias Juul

A man with a 2 centimeter penis who invented the fork.
"Oh do you not know Tobias Juul? He invented the fork and has a 2 centimeter long penis."
by peppethegreat May 9, 2019
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Juul

Yo could I get some of that juul bro?
NAH dude you 13 don’t juul stay in school
by Bigaus hole March 28, 2022
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Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"
by theloserkid April 25, 2019
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Juul Brain

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.
Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.
by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018
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Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.
Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!
by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020
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