jp

Just pooping/What people say when they are asked what they are doing when they are taking a shit

Friend: hey what are u doing?
Me: oh I’m jp why?

by Hippo shayte April 25, 2019

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JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

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JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

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JP

Juicy Pussy

She’s got some nice JP

by Hmm hahaha December 24, 2022

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A professional name used by a vast amount of artists on a music platform like soundcloud. Whoever chooses the name lil JP will magically get lots of respect and will be free of all controversies and legal issues. They will most likely drop earlier than carti and will also manage to gain success in a short period of time (usually within 4-5 years). They can go on a hiatus whenever they want to.

Person 1: Have you checked out "Cookies" by lil JP on soundcloud?
Person 2: YES I FUCKING LOVE HIS MUSIC. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.

by juliusp October 10, 2023

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