jp

Just pooping/What people say when they are asked what they are doing when they are taking a shit

Friend: hey what are u doing?
Me: oh I’m jp why?

by Hippo shayte April 25, 2019

JP

The coolest house of dudes in the freaking world.

"Bro you're going to JP!?!?!?!?!"
"Yeah bro do you know where that is?"
"Bro dude of course its like the coolest house around bro!"

by garfode55 August 26, 2019

JP

He's the sports guy!

"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"

by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019

JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

JP

A JP stands for a Jewish Princess. In the US they usually say JAP (Jewish American Princess) but us Jews in the uk feel left out.

She’s such a JP omg did you see how she was over reacting when she had to use the train!

by Jewish girl April 7, 2020

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

JP Lit

A literal god.

Yoooooooo what’s good JP Lit

by Arandomuser69 April 20, 2020