Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Joo

stamina packer

joo doesnt fold to his sons, joo runs longer than 45+ hours and is nonstop sleeping while responding to afk checks, joo has beat known stammers that were in us, uq, and tacey, do sum. ooW

by tensky January 16, 2022

Joos

Joos is fuckin' hilarious, he laughs at the most random shit. This kid is a Cute, funny, sexy and has a huge cock. Joos is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.

"I had such a great night with Joos"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"

by Evagreen2705 January 4, 2022

Joo

A Judahite, A Benjaminite, Or A Levite. A Member Of The Tribe Of Judah, Benjamin or Levi. A Person Of Negro Negroid Afro Descent, Born An Israelite, Descendent Of Abraham Isaac And Jacob. A Hebrew.

The world hides the truth of Negroes, West Indians, Haitians (so-called Blacks) being born Jooz by blood

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Joos

Joos is such a weird guy. He is a feet guy and likes it when you Touch his feet or begin sucking his toes. He always maked a lewd face when he sees feet and also likes to lick between the toes, but he has a big dick.

A: did you see how Joos looked on my feet, while licking his lips?

B: Yes but he has a big dick!

by Jigdy November 22, 2021

Joo

An honorary member of the people and cultural community that traces its ancestry to Abraham, but who do not perform sacrament or believe in magic.

“Ryan’s Hanukkah party was lit, that Joo knows how to make a latke.

by Definitionsforlarry December 24, 2019