There are four known definitions:-
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'
3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) OMJ theyr sooooooooooooo hawt theyre da best musicans EVA n if u dnt lyk em ur jst jelos
2) Synonyms for 'faggot'
3) Talentless boy band that have been ruthlessly exploited by the new Disney to sell sex to young straight girls and gay boys. A stain on the honour of Walt Disney.
4) Synonyms for 'paedophile'
1) "OMJ did u c the Jonas Brothers concert last nite theyre soooo hawt & gorjus etc. ..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
2) "He's such a Jonas Brother, dude."
3) "If only Disney stopped making Jonas Brothers. BRING BACK THE MOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
4) "Oh Lord, that old guy's looking at me weirdly, I hope he's not a Jonas Brother..."
by The Infinite Sadness May 30, 2009
A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.
Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.
The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
by UrDadsDad December 13, 2008
You guys are like the jonas brothers
by efewf34 September 15, 2009
a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks
that Christian band is so Jonas brothers
by Giggity666666 May 30, 2009
When used in singular, a term used to describe a male prostitute, deriving from the trio of the same name, who became famous basically by hooking up with anything that moves - whether it be male, female or animal.
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date
Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Person 1:'My those Jonas Brothers are attractive..oh dayum look at those purity rings'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
by Ihatehsm January 08, 2009
Broadway child stars turned Disney pop band who produce the same formula crap you've been hearing for the last few years. They have their army of tweentard girl fans and have starred in a 'High School Musical' ripoff movie 'Camp Rock'. One of them "dated" Miley Cyrus (we all know what that means...)
Girl 1: "OMG I sew luv the Jonas Brothers!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
Girl 2: "Me too! I'm one of their zombiegroupiefans!"
Girl 1: "Sew cool!"
by dj mbm August 03, 2008