Pullin a Johnny

when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.

Man that fag is Pullin a Johnny on Alysa!!!!!

by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

Johnny Cashing

Johnny Cashing oneself is the act of wearing all black: black shoes, black slacks, black tie, black shirt, black coat.

John: You see Jake over there?
Max: The guy in all black? Yeah! He's Johnny Cashing tonight.

by Vaultsy April 27, 2011

Juicy Johnny

When a girl takes a shit on a guy, while he pisses into her mouth.

Oh man, Anthony really gave Stephanie a Juicy Johnny!

by XxDinnerDotComxX February 26, 2008

johnny whitney

A singer and keyboard player. A member of three well know bands, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, and Jaguar Love

He's just damn good.

Not to be confused with whitney houston, who can't play synth, whereas Johnny Whitney can.

by Jibotron November 6, 2007

Johnny Cash

February 26, 1932 in Kingsland, Arkansas - September 12, 2003 in Hendersonville, Tennessee.

Country singer, Outlaw Country Movement.

Married June Carter Cash.

Was known as the "Man In Black".

11 Grammys, Country Music Hall of Fame, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Hollywood Walk of Fame Star.

Became a Christ follower which gave his life real purpose before his death.

by inject God's truth May 18, 2005

Johnny Horton

The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.

Man, I wish I could meet Horton.

by Montage Crandall October 26, 2004